Truth Behind The Title:
Assistant Manager, Coffee Shop
Contributed by A. Chu
Duties: Customer service.
"Would you like milk or cream in your coffee?"
Cash management.
"Would you like milk or cream in your coffee?"
Manage weekly inventory and daily ordering of supplies, foodstuff and
coffee.
"Would you like milk or cream in your coffee?"
Supervise sales associates.
"Would you like milk or cream in your coffee?"
Flirt with cute business men.
"Would you like milk or cream in your coffee?"
Give the asshole decaf instead of the leaded stuff.
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